Follow
Subscription Form

70 Cheesy Pick Up Lines | Laughter Guaranteed

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 2. Are you…
70 Cheesy Pick Up Lines | Laughter Guaranteed

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

2. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

70 Cheesy Pick Up Lines | Laughter Guaranteed

3. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something – my jaw.

4. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

5. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.

6. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

7. You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

8. Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?

9. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.

70 Cheesy Pick Up Lines | Laughter Guaranteed

10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

11. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I forget my pick-up line.

12. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

13. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

14. You must be a Snickers bar because you satisfy me.

15. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

16. You must be a shooting star because I’m making a wish on you.

17. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

18. I must be lost because heaven is a long way from here.

19. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

20. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

21. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

22. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.

23. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by you again?

24. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

25. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just hurt my knee falling for you.

26. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you in it.

27. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

28. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

29. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

30. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

31. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

32. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off because of you?

33. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams

34. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

35. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

36. Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.

37. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

38. Can I follow you where you go? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

40. You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

41. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

42. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.

43. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

44.You must be a bank loan because you have my interest.

45. I must be a shooting star because I’m falling for you.

46. Do you have a magnet in your pocket? Because I’m attracted to you.

47.Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

48. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!

49. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

50. Do you have a twin sister? Because I’ve been seeing double all night.

51. You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.

52. Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.

53 Do you have a map to your heart? I’m lost in your eyes.

54. Do you believe in love at first swipe?

55. You must be a parking ticket, because you have “fine” written all over you.

56.You must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet.

57. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a hot-tea.

58. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

59. If you were a library book, I’d check you out.

60. Are you a beaver? Because damn, you’re one fine-looking dam.

61. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

62. Are you a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

63.Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

64. You must be a ninja, because you snuck up and stole my heart.

65. Can I borrow a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

66.Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

67. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… again.

68. Do you have a twin sister? Because you are twice as nice as anyone I’ve ever met.

69. You must be a bank loan, because you have my interest.

70.Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you.

Total
0
Shares
Related Posts
Total
0
Share