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55 Funny Family Quotes That Makes You Laugh

1.”I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob…
55 Funny Family Quotes That Makes You Laugh

1.”I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope

2.”Family: where life begins and love never ends.” – Unknown

3.”A family is a little world created by love.” – Unknown

4. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

5. “I always wanted a happy ending… Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.” – Gilda Radner

6.”I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.” – Ugo Betti

7. “I have a wonderful family. They’re just a little crazy.” – Unknown

8. “Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” – Evan Esar

9. “There’s nothing like a mama-hug.” – Adabella Radici

55 Funny Family Quotes That Makes You Laugh

10″Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.” – Michael J. Fox.

11.”Family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.” – Unknown

12. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

13.”I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

14. “The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” – George Santayana

15. “I’m the boss in my house, but my wife is the decision maker.” – Woody Allen

16. “The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton

17. ” The family that plays together stays together.” – Unknown

18. “Family: A group experience of love and support.” – Unknown

19. “I grew up with an older brother, and the bond between siblings is unlike anything else, and it can be a real journey to accept what that bond is once you both mature into it. Because it’s not always what you want. It’s not always what you expect. It’s not always what you imagined or hoped. But it’s one of the most important things in the world.” – Ben Schnetzer

20. “The family is the center of life and it is the key to eternal happiness.” – L. Tom Perry

21. “I know what it’s like to have a family and to lose a family.” – Nicolas Cage

22. “I don’t know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it’s something that anyone can make – pancakes, meatloaf, tuna salad – but it carries a certain taste of memory.” – Mitch Albom

23. “Family is the most important thing in the world.” – Princess Diana

24. “It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters.” – Unknown

25. “Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst.” – Marjorie Pay Hinckley

26. “In every conceivable manner, the family is a link toour past, bridge to our future.” – Alex Haley

27. “Family: a little bit of crazy, a little bit of loud, and a whole lot of love.” – Unknown

28. “My family is dysfunctional and my parents won’t empower me. So I just empower myself.” – Amanda Seyfried

29. “In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

30. “There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues, the most dominating virtues of human society, are created, strengthened, and maintained.” – Winston Churchill

31. “The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.” – Charles Kuralt

32. “A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss… That’s the trade-off. But I’ll take it all.” – Brad Pitt

33. “Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” – Joan Crawford

34. “I smile because you’re my family. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown

35. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” – Dorothy Parker

36. “The family is a haven in a heartless world.” – Christopher Lasch

37. “Family is not just an important thing, it’s everything.” – Michael J. Fox

38. “I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.” – Barbara Bush

39. “You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” – Desmond Tutu

40. “The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.” – Lee Iacocca

41. “A happy family is but an earlier heaven.” – George Bernard Shaw

42. “I don’t think quantity time is as special as quality time with your family.” – Reba McEntire

43. “The family is the first essential cell of human society.” – Pope John XXIII

44. “The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other.” – Mario Puzo

45. “Families are the compass that guides us. They are the inspiration to reach great heights, and our comfort when we occasionally falter.” – Brad Henry

46. “Family is not about blood. It’s about who is willing to hold your hand when you need it the most.” – Unknown

47. “Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life.” – Lisa Weedn

48. “You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you.” – Frederick Buechner

49. “The family is the first school for young children, and parents are powerful models.” – Alice Sterling Honig

50. “The only thing that binds us together is the fact that we’re all going to die. That’s a pretty powerful adhesive.” – James Carville

51. “The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life.” – Richard Bach

52. “A happy family is a reflection of a good father and a loving husband.” – Unknown

53. “Family is where life begins and love never ends.” – Unknown

54. “Family is like music, some high notes, some low notes, but always a beautiful song.” – Unknown

55. “The love of family is the strongest bond and the greatest gift we have.” – Unknown

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