34 Pickup Lines for Guys That Are Sure to Make Him Laugh

1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been curious about.

2. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

3. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something – my jaw.

4. Do you trust in love at first swipe?

5. Like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

6. You must be a magician because everyone else disappears when I look at you.

7. Are you a time commuter? Because I can’t create my future without you in it.

8. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute cumber.

9. You must be a ninja because you snuck up and stole my heart.

10. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

11. I’m not a paparazzo, but I can picture us together.

12. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

13. You must be a treasure because I’m digging you.

14. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

15. I’m not saying you’re the best catch out there, but it’s worth keeping.

16. I’d offer you a cheesy pickup line, but you’re too Gouda.

17. You must be a magician because everyone else disappears when I look at you.

18. Excuse me, but you dropped something – my jaw.

19. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew, you know how fine you look right now?

20. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

21. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

22. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

23. Are you attentive? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

24. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

25. Are you built of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

26. Excuse me, do you have a phone? My mom told me to call her when I found the man of my dreams.

27. Can I follow you where you go, so I can see where you’re from?

28. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

29. Excuse me, do you have the time? I need to know how long I’ll fall for you.

30. Is your name Ariel? Because we are mermaids for each other.

31. I’d always check you out if you were a library book.

32. Do you have a twin? Because I can’t decide if you’re twice as beautiful or if I’m seeing double.

33. Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.

34. If you were a fruit, you’d be a pineapple.