1. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I checked, and it turns out you’re not old; you’re just chronologically gifted.”
2. “Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake; count the memories in your heart.”
3. “Happy birthday to someone who’s still a hot mess but now has an excuse.”
4. “Happy birthday! Remember, age gets better with wine.”
5. “Happy birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.”
6. “Happy birthday! It’s all downhill from here.”
7. “Happy birthday! You’re not old; you’re just a classic.”
8. “Happy birthday! May your cake be moist and your wine be stronger than your daughter’s attitude.”
9.. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; you’re still young enough to be stupid.”
10. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry; you don’t look a day over fabulous.”
11. “Happy birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as your hair.”
12. “Happy birthday! You’re not getting older; you’re just upgrading to a better version of yourself.”
13. “Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, a really big number.”
14. “Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be few and your teeth stay intact.”
15. “Happy birthday! Congratulations on making it another year without being eaten by a bear.”
16. “Happy birthday! You’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic.”
17. “Happy birthday! I can’t believe how old we are; it seems like just yesterday we were annoying the crap out of each other in high school.”
18. “Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not old; you’re just well-seasoned.”
19. “Happy birthday! I hope your day is fabulous and that your cake is as moist as your jokes.”
20. “Happy birthday! You’re not old; you’re just retro.”
21. “Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and cake, lots and lots of cake.”
22. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still a hot mess, just with more experience.”
23. “Happy birthday! You’re not old; you’re just a vintage model.”
24. “Happy birthday! May all your dreams come true, except where you’re naked in public.”
25. “Happy birthday! You’re not old; you’re just well-preserved.”
26. “Happy birthday! Another year of wisdom and grace, or in your case, just wisdom.”
27. “Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, and wrinkles are laugh lines.”
28. “Happy birthday! You’re not old; you’re just a limited edition.”
29.. “Happy birthday! You’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic like a fine wine.”
30. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; you’re like fine cheese, just getting better with age.”
31. “Happy birthday! May your day be as wonderful and as beautiful as you are.”
32. “Happy birthday! You’re not old; you’re just a young person trapped in an old person’s body.”
33. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; you’re still young enough to make mistakes; make them louder.”
34. “Happy birthday! You’re not old; you’re just retro-cool.”
35. “Happy birthday! You’re not old, mature enough to know better but young enough to still do it anyway.”
36. “Happy birthday! I hope your day is filled with love, laughter, and inappropriate behavior.”
37. “Happy birthday! You’re not old, just a classic model like a vintage car.”
38. “Happy birthday! May your day be filled with sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, cake, and wine.”
39. “Happy birthday! You’re not getting older; you’re just leveling up.”
40. “Happy birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as you are and that your birthday wishes come true, except for the one where you wish you were younger.”
