1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca who? Alpaca the bag, and you load up the car.
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry; it’s only a joke!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice’s door open, or what?
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie’s body wants to kiss me tonight?
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew, you want to kiss me?
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for a kiss.
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce kiss and makeup.
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maya. Maya who? Maya, kiss before you go.
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange, are you going to kiss me?
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Petal. Petal who? Pedal faster, my heart is racing!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Samantha. Samantha who? Samantha money, I need a kiss!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis, see you kiss me again?
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo, you think you are not kissing me?
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda, you kiss me already?
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Xander. Xander who? Is Xander around for a kiss?
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule, never guess how much I want to kiss you.
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zach. Zach who? Zach, let me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to kiss me too.
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Is Candice’s door open or what? I need a kiss!
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce kiss and makeup!
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the bag, and you load up the car.
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry; it’s only a kiss.
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer kisses instead.
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place for a kiss.
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Earl. Earl who? Earl, are you ready for a kiss?
26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it’s time for a kiss!
27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Friday, let’s kiss.
28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive, you, and I always will!
29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the bag, and you load up the car.
30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry; I’m here to make you smile.
31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee, a dear, and open the door for me.
32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go, who? No, silly, cows go moo!
33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? You. You who? You who stole my heart!
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer hugs and kisses.
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in; it’s cold outside!
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive, you have more than words can say.
37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey likes you and hopes you like me too!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid’s arrow has struck me, and I’m falling for you.
39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew, you want to be my Valentine?
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive, you and I hope you feel the same way.
41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to give me your number?
42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry; I want to go on a date with you.
43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door and let me in, I have a surprise for you.
44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for a date with me.
45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya, feel the love tonight?
46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca, the suitcase, we’re going on a trip together.
47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva feels we’re going to have a great time together.
48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter, be quick; I want to take you out to dinner.
49.. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce, go out on a date tonight.
50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love to take you out for dinner.
51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy, you are looking at me, and I’m looking at you.
52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah’s body compares to you.
53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your number so we can plan our next date.
54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and let me in; I want to see you.
55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry; I want to hold your hand.
56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split and go on a date with me?
57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys night we can spend together.
58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue has been on my mind all day.
59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion is in bed thinking about you.
60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cher. Cher who? Cher is my love for you; it grows every day.
