1.”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” –
Bernard Meltzer
2. “Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown
3. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown
4. “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown
5. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
6. “A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze.” – Unknown
7. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
8. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown
9. “Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support.” – Unknown
10. “Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.” – Unknown
11. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.” – Unknown
12. “Friends don’t let friends skip leg day.” – Unknown
13. “I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” – Unknown
14. “If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.” – Unknown
15. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps.” – Unknown
16. “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a tiny gang.” – Unknown
17. “A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” – Doug Larson
18. “I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets; I have my friends for that.” – Unknown
19. “A true friend is someone who will think that you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.” – Unknown
20. “I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because, you know…my hair.” – Unknown
21. “You had me at ‘we’ll make it look like an accident.'” – Unknown
22. “True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people…together.” – Unknown
23. “Friends don’t let friends wear bad outfits.” – Unknown
24. “We’ll always be best friends because you know too much.” – Unknown
25. “Friends are like snowflakes, none of them are the same, but they all bring joy to your life.” – Unknown
26. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing (Friends)
27. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown
28. “I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.” –
Plutarch
29. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.” – Unknown
30. “It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.” –
Gina Barreca
31. “Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.” – Unknown
32. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
33. “You don’t have to be best friends forever. You have to be friends long enough to know that you can’t live without each other.” – Unknown
34. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
35. “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things…alone.” – Unknown
36. “A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde
37. “Friends are the people who make you smile brighter, laugh louder, and live better.” – Unknown
38. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard
39. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown
40. “A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.” – Unknown
41. “Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown
42. “A true friend is someone who will always love you – the imperfect, the confused, the wrong you – because that is what people are supposed to do.” – Unknown
43. “A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.” – Unknown
44. “Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” – Mencius
45. “A true friend is someone who will be there for you when they’d rather be anywhere else.” – Unknown
I hope these funny friendship quotes made you smile and reminded you of the joy and laughter that comes with true friendship. Please share them with your friends to brighten their day, and tell them how much you appreciate their humor and companionship.
